Seorang anak bertanya kepada bapaknya, “Papa.. cerita dong, tentang kelahiranku..”
“Hmm, anakku.. memang, sudah saatnya kamu tahu.. lima tahun lalu, papa dan mamamu pertama kali bertemu di sebuah CHAT ROOM YAHOO. Via E-MAIL, kami janjian kopdar (kopi darat) di sebuah CYBER-CAFE. Kami memesan tempat khusus. Mama setuju untuk men-DOWNLOAD dari HARDISK papa. Segera papa bersiap meng-UPLOAD.
Ternyata [...]
Recently I’ve upgrade the mysql version to the latest 5.1.30.
I want to convert all collation into utf8_general_ci.
Googling around, I found script to list and alter all tables in just one particular database.
Modify it a bit. This is what came out. You can use and modified it to your needs. I hope it would be useful [...]
For a little moment I haven’t updated the blog, recently I’ve been occupied by physical work that needs me to put online time away.
It’s a little bit out of my ordinary work that put me (almost) 24 hour in front of the internet without the need to go anywhere, now I join a team member [...]
Teacher: “Where were u born?”
Student: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”
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A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?”
Only one hand shot up.
“Ok, answer, Joan,” said the teacher.
“‘unlawful’ is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘ill-egal’ is a sick eagle… Sir.”
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the [...]
Sekarang ini kembali marak kejahatan di taksi… untuk itu semoga tips ini berguna terutama bagi para wanita. Berikut ini adalah cara/tips khususnya bagi wanita agar aman naik taksi di Jakarta:
Saat menyetop, periksa jumlah roda saat anda nyetop taksi, pastikan jumlahnya ada 4, kalo cuma 3 berarti anda salah nyetop, bukan taksi tapi bajaj.
Sebutkan tujuan anda [...]